# Keeping dogs out of the yard

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• posted on July 28, 2005, 11:14 pm

I'm not rational??
You asked "Who can decide equal value?". That implies nobody can determine "value". But, you claimed the two creatures are NOT equal, which answers your question about "who?". Apparently, you believe that YOU can be the judge of value.
Based on that, so can I.
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• posted on July 29, 2005, 12:12 am
Sounds like expensive mosquitoes to me:
We're all familiar with so-called "ambulance-chaser" lawyers who often advertise on late-night television. But did you know that there's another interesting and somewhat related field: dog-bite law? It's true -- and it's big business. At the illinois-dog-bite-attorney.com website, for example, I found these statistics:
a.. "There are approximately 5 million dog bites per year (nearly 2% of all Americans are bitten by a dog each year)."
b.. "About 800,000 victims per year require medical attention for dog bites."
c.. "1,000 dog-bite victims per day are seen in hospital emergency rooms with 6,000 requiring hospitalization each year."
d.. "Dog bite losses exceed \$1 billion per year with \$345 million paid by insurance companies."
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• posted on July 29, 2005, 12:30 am
My neighbor's dog often comes over our yard. My wife gives him a treat, I fill a small bucket so he has something to drink. We played tossing a stick for about tem nutes too.
When the dog went home, he pissed on my tree. Should I shoot the dog or my neighbor?
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• posted on July 28, 2005, 5:33 pm
Edwin Pawlowski wrote:

Your wife. . .. . .. . .. . ;-)
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• posted on July 28, 2005, 5:38 pm

I'd say shoot the tree, but then you'd be in BIG trouble from the tree-huggers.
See what happens when you give a moocher a little entertainment, some help, something to eat and a free drink?
As a wise man said, "No good deed goes unpunished."
It's good you told someone. Keeping that inside is bad for you.
Steve
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• posted on July 29, 2005, 12:40 am

Well, you invited the dog, so protocol says you should shoot yourself, but not fatally, or you won't learn not to invite dogs over.
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• posted on July 28, 2005, 6:42 pm

You know, my wife and I were talking about this just last night ......... what would be the proper etiquette in this situation.
Thanks.
Steve
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• posted on July 29, 2005, 6:35 am

This thread long ago turned into a pissing contest, so I figured I'd piss against the tree too. I was able to reach a higher spot so I guess I won. Unless the dog comes back and pees on my leg.
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• posted on July 29, 2005, 12:50 am
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My uncle actually had a dog that would do that.
I guess it means something in dog language.
Steve
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• posted on July 29, 2005, 6:12 am
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It means a wet bark.
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-john
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• posted on July 29, 2005, 2:53 pm
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< DRUM CRASH! > :-)
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• posted on July 29, 2005, 2:52 pm

You could also piss on the dog. :)
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• posted on July 29, 2005, 7:48 am
Edwin Pawlowski wrote:

to show how is top dog.
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• posted on July 29, 2005, 10:54 am

call you on it. Tell us which state you're in, so we can look up the law

The OP wasn't in an apartment.
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• posted on July 29, 2005, 11:01 am
snipped-for-privacy@yahoo.com wrote:

Hey flem, who in the hell are you talking to?
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• posted on July 29, 2005, 10:45 am

every state also has crop damage laws. in many, if any animal is bothering a crop, it can be shot on sight. tomato garden, anyone?
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• posted on July 30, 2005, 12:41 am
snipped-for-privacy@yahoo.com wrote:

Give it a break.
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• posted on July 24, 2005, 9:38 pm
Its just a fucking dog. Not like it is a human or anything important.
If the dog can't crap where it is supposed to, take it out.
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• posted on July 24, 2005, 10:23 pm

Another person for my free beer for life list. :-)
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• posted on July 24, 2005, 11:11 pm

I love you, Man!