Everytime we are told to conserve energy, they tell us to insulate.
Everytime they tell us to insulate, I have insulated.
Now there is so much insulation in my house, I can barely get in the
door, and I cant even get to the furniture because it's all buried in
insulation. Now president Bush just told us to insulate again.
If I do, I wont be able to even get inside the house anymore, because
all I have left is a small tunnel about 14 inches to crawl through,
between the layers and layers of insulation inside the house. The
smaller rooms like the bathroom and closets are completely gone.
They're filled with insulation from the floor to the ceiling. Where
the hell am I supposed to put MORE insulation?