I want a Tee Shirt with the current temperature and weather conditions posted on the front of it at all times. That way, when someone asks me about the weather, I just point to my shirt and say "see for yourself".
Note - Electricians NEVER wear shorts, but they like Strippers on their clothing. Plumbers always wear Tee shirts with pictures of plumbing TEES on them, while keeping their NIPPLES exposed.
I wonder what carpenters wear??????