Some people brag they have three phase electric service. They always
make it sound like they are better than everyone that only has single
phase. Well, I got sick of these morons bragging how much better they
are, so I got FOUR phase power installed. Here's how it works.
Phase 1. Locate a suitable outlet.
Phase 2. Check to insure adaquate power exists.
Phase 3. Plug in desired electrical device
Phase 4. Turn on the device power switch.
And just to insure I always get the full FOUR phases delivered to each
outlet at all times, I have FOUR wires going to every outlet. I had
everything wired as follows:
1. Black hot wire to gold screws on outlets
2. White neutral wire to silver screws on outlets
3. Bare ground wire to metallic box screws.
4. Green ground wire to green screws on outlets
To insure completion of full four phases, I have FOUR breakers for
every room in the house.
Two duplex outlets in all locations (thus FOUR outlets)
Every light fixture used FOUR 40 watt bulbs
Every wall has an outlet spaced every FOUR feet apart
All light switches are FOUR way switches
All wiring used in the house is #14 (because it has a "4" on it)
I had FOUR electricians install the wiring
I had a FOUR hundred amp service panel installed
Every breaker in my service panel is numbered with a FOUR
For example, #40 #41 #42 and when I ran out of those they are numbered
#400 #401 #402 #440 #441 or #4000 #4001 etc.
I asked my power company if they could change my voltage from 120 to
140, but they said they could not do that. They did however agree to
charge me an even $400 per month on my electric bill. Also, after
FOUR months of hassles, they finally changed my customer billing
number to 444444 as well as my meter number.
Finally, I try to buy all electrical devices that contain a FOUR in
the model number.
There you go, all you three phase braggers. You've been outdone. You