WALTER, ARE YOU LISTENING?
I hope by now you have reached out to your local government, municipal, county, whatever, for assistance, as well as to the Senior Center, and/or to a house of worship, if you belong to one (though somebody who signs "rationality.net" may not be affiliated
Somebody in this thread -- maybe more than one poster -- mentioned slipping on the ice.
Here's "Dear Abby" for today:
"DEAR ABBY: Early this year, my mother went to the curb to collect the empty trash bin and put it away for the week. As she wheeled it behind her home, she slipped on the ice and BROKE HER HIP.C She lives alone and was in the back of her property where NOBODY COULD SEE OR HEAR HER. Fortunately, she'd had the foresight to GRAB HER CELL PHONE before she went outside. Because she was unable to stand up she could have frozen to death. She called 911 and within minutes an ambulance arrived to take her to the hospital.
Mom had surgery to repair the hip and is recovering, but it was a close call. This is a reminder to your readers that if they live alone
-- or have parents who do -- to make sure to have a cell phone available at all times. -- RELIEVED SON IN ELKHART, IND.
DEAR RELIEVED SON: I'm pleased to pass along your important message. Your mother did, indeed, have a close call. It must have been her guardian angel who handed her her cell phone as she left the house that wintry day. Please tell her I said so and that I hope she's better soon."
I don't go for that "guardian angel" crap; maybe the mother was just being "rational".
Reason I'm posting this is to reinforce what seems to be a NG opinion that you are taking big chances, mickey-mousing your trash collection by the various means you have outlined.
Take your sword and cut the Gordian knot before it's too late!
Hypatia