Umm, I'm FEMALE, you moron. PLONK!
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How to drag large garbage can?
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MORON! I'm female, and the day I need to EVER visit a doctor is the day I will kill myself. So-called medical "professionals" are exactly who will kill you, not keep you alive. If you "need" to visit a doctor, ever, you might as well just lie down and die. Go a pair and take care of your own health and maybe you will live well into your
90s like all of us in my family. PLONK!- Vote on answer
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How about leaving the cans near the road and taking small amounts out in your trunk?
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When the Physician's Assistant or a Nurse asked me "what is wrong with him?" My pat answer was, "I don't know I'm not a doctor!"
Took a guy to the local "outside" hospital once with six (6) stab wounds in his chest and one gurgling lung (red foam). The hospital nurse, then asked me "what is wrong with him?".
Being tired of the same old question, I said to her: "He's running out of air!"
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I'm sorry, sir. I was either drunk, unconscious, or absent the day you showed your medical credentials to the group. Could you please provide them again?
Steve
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A fool shows his annoyance at once, but a prudent man overlooks an insult.
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Boy, I guess you showed HIM!
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"h" must stand for "harlot". Perhaps a ginger with that temper. *snicker*
TDD
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If you have a tractor or rider mower attach cans to a cart, use tractor to take cans up and down hill. leave cart at bottom of hill on garbage day.
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"h" wrote in news:hrq5fa$5ck$ snipped-for-privacy@speranza.aioe.org:
puleeeze! Each person is different.
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Wiping my eyes from laughter......
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What are you talking about? New to usenet, huh? At least put enough of the conversation to give us a slight hint. Or are we supposed to know?
Steve
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Your ridiculous "snicker* on nearly every post has earned you a PLONK!
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MOMMIEEEEEEE! The evil biotch PLONKED meeeeeee! Waaaa! Waaaa! Waaaa!
*snicker*TDD
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But he lives at the bottom of his driveway.
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I said no such thing. Double plonk :o)
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I think it's time to call in the experts. Where's Walter?
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Does The Scooter Store install trailer hitches? ;-)
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Jeez, for an 80 year old you aren't too swift. 80 years of life experience, wisdom, and knowledge. One would think you'd know better.
They're not going to drive the "monster" garbage truck down a 50' driveway! Hell, the truck would pretty much fill the entire driveway! It's over 30' long by itself.
The garbage man WALKS down the driveway, wheels the cans to the road, and dumps them in the truck!
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Two ways to go here:
Reduce the weight of each trip. Leave your garbage bin empty all week, roll it down the hill empty, carry the bags down one at a time. They can be as small as you want, you're the one filling them.
More controversial, reduce the total weight of your garbage. This may depend on what recycling is available in your area. I lived in a location where the allowable garbage pickup was one kitchen sized bin (1 foot square, 3 feet high) every two weeks, and if it contained anything recyclable (paper, aluminum, etc.) then it could be rejected or you could be fined. We recycled everything possible and had no trouble fitting our garbage into the bin. This was from a family of four. It can be done with little effort once it is a habit.