How much electricity in the tank?

[Anonymous]

So your neighbors is bigger than yours.

Who's complaining ??..... your wife ??

[Harry]

But be sure the temperature in the tank does NOT get below 35 deg Fahrenheit. If it does, the electrons will get sluggish and everything (including clocks) will run too slowly.

An internet connection will not work, because all the bits will last too long because of the slowdown. This problem is partially avoided if your ISP uses entropy-correcting modems. Very few ISPs do, considering the extreme cost of these units, such as the 2com model SECM-211J.

[Harry]

The goo is added by your power company to prevent electron retention problems. They remove the residue from your tank every February 30th, when no one's looking.

That also explains why February seems so short. It's actually as long as every other month. People really are gullible. They believe their calendars.

[mm]

There is no point to saying "more gallons of electricity" because they also hold more pints, more quarts, more cups, more teaspoonsful, more litres, more bushels, and more pecks of electricity.

It would be better to say just that they hold more electricity.

[Stormin Mormon]

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