How does the Easter Bunny boil and dye all those eggs?

The Easter Bunny delivers dyed eggs to at least half the homes in North America, as well as other parts of the world. That's many billions of eggs. Every egg must be boiled and then dyed, and after that, they must be delivered. All the eggs are prepared the day before Easter, or they would get stale. This is a HUGE job for one bunny. How does he do it? He must boil eggs in huge vats which boil a million eggs in one batch. Just the thought of such a huge vat being operated by one bunny is a frightening thought. What if the Easter Bunny fell in to that vat? That would surly be the end of Easter forever.
But it appears that the Easter Bunny has been doing this for thousands of years, and even at a very old age, he can still do all this work, and does it well. This seems to prove that eating eggs is healthy, because he dont even have arthritis.
But there seems to be some missing facts.
1. The Easter Bunny does not appear to have any Elves to assist him with all this work. HOW DOES HE DO IT?
2. The Easter Bunny does NOT have a sleigh pulled by reindeer. HOW DOES HE TRANSPORT ALL THOSE EGGS, ALONG WITH THE CANDY AND BASKETS?
3. I've never heard of the Easter Bunny coming down the Chimney. How the heck does he GET INTO LOCKED HOUSES?
4. What color is the Easter Bunny (BEFORE dying eggs), and what color is he (AFTER dying eggs)?
5. Is the Easter Bunny really a "HE" or is it a "SHE"? (Does it wear pants or a dress)
6. Last but not least, is his/her REAL name "Peter Cottontail" ('LEGAL' first and last name).
These are all questions left unanswered, and inquiring minds want to know!
HAPPY EASTER!
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On Sat, 04 Apr 2015 13:34:17 -0600, snipped-for-privacy@Easter.com wrote:

Government assistance

Al Gore helps with his private jets.

He has many helpers world wide. People like Travon Martin, Michael Brown and their ilk are more than happy to assist in home invasion.

Hey, that's racist!

Now you're being sexist too!

Now you're trying to profile the poor critter! Enough.

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On 4/4/2015 7:47 PM, Gordon Shumway wrote:

Local county park used to have an "Easter Egg Hunt" but changed it to the "Spring Rabbit Hunt".
The bunny, accompanied by county officials, came in a helicopter.
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On 04/04/2015 07:47 PM, Gordon Shumway wrote:

To be fair, America's favorite white-hispanic gun-nut George Zimmmerman, has a longer criminal record than Trayvon Martin.
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Oren posted for all of us...

Wasn't he along on the sin island deal with Klinton and his buddies with underage girls? Just asking...
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On 4/4/2015 3:34 PM, snipped-for-privacy@Easter.com wrote:

The Easter Bunny is just the figurehead. It is actually a near-infinite number of magical invisible chickens which can materialize anywhere on the planet to lay their eggs. The eggs are in their natural state which, due to the strong magical field resulting from the act of materialization, appear boiled and colored to human senses.
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snipped-for-privacy@Easter.com wrote:

outsource to China
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