On Sat, 31 Oct 2009 04:17:00 GMT, email@example.com (Doug Miller)
OK, and why do I have to listen to the neighbour's (2 doors down, with
a street in between) yappy Jack Russel Terriers barking incessently at
all hours? Two of the little "all mouth and heart" buggers, for over
an hour at a time at least 3 times a day from 6:30 in the morning till
10:00 at night.
My cats never bothered anybody - one was too scared of it's own shadow
to even leave the back deck - and everyone picks on the cats.
On Oct 30, 10:33 pm, firstname.lastname@example.org wrote:
Call the police department aand animal control. If they fail to do
their job, show up at a city council meeting and explain the problem
using the name and address of the offending animals and owners. that
should get results, especially if the local newspaper covers ciity
council meetings. Give the reporters a copy of your written out
comments so they have all the particulars. Works well where I live.
AND I GOT THIS SPRING OUT
OF A CLOCK, AND I CUT THAT
SPRING UP INTO LITTLE PIECES.
I STUCK IT INTO THE STEAK.
WAY INSIDE. I WENT TO WHERE
THEY HAD THAT DOG TIED UP.
I SAID, "HEY, BOY.
I'M NOT MAD. COME ON.
LET'S BE FRIENDS."
AND I THREW HIM THE STEAK,
AND I WAITED AROUND
FOR AROUND TEN MINUTES.
AND HE STARTED CRYIN',
AND THE BLOOD SPILLED
OUT OF HIS MOUTH.
HE TRIED TO CHEW OUT
HIS OWN INSIDES, AND I SAID,
[ Laughing ]
THAT'S ME INSIDE THERE
WITH THOSE KNIVES."
It is both, sort of. First, to attract the male by showing the female is
of reproductive age and healthy and vigorous, and thus likely to produce
strong healthy babies, and then to feed the kid once it arrives.
Yes, I actually have a degree in this stuff.
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