Your fancy car just blew an engine, and you cant drive it anymore. You have no money for the repair.
Here is how to get it fixed FREE.
- Find a really stupid mechanic.
- Trade your non-running car with him for 2 motorcycles.
- Now trade him one of those motorcycles to replace the engine in your car.
- Ride the other motorcycle while he's repairing the car.
- After the car is repaired, take the mechanic to a bar and get him drunk for his efforts.
- While he's drunk, trade him your other motorcycle for your *now running* car.
Total cost: How ever much you spent on booze and put on your bar tab! [with any luck, you can pay off your bar tab by giving the bartender your motorcycle helmet]. :)