CNN reports suspected cause of blackout

CNN just reported that an amateur electrician working on a bathroom remodel shorted out some wires which caused a cascading effect across the Northeast Grid. As they lead him away in a straight jacket Artimus Jameason kept babbling about all the stress he had been under due to his recent ass whipping by the AHD. He requested that 3GCPO be temporally appointed "AAHOLE of Internet" while he is away on vacation.
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You sure Clark Griswold didn't put his christmas lights up early?
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AHOLEDETECTOR in his usual demon possessed state wrote:

<EXORCISED THE DEMONS>
Stayed up all night to come up with that lame post eh fishlips?
My bashing and control of you continues... and always will........................................
MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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