Cellphones cause Insanity

Every time a person uses a cellphone, chemicals are released from the phone that invade the person's brain, and anyone near them, which causes permanent insanity. This only takes a week or two of regular cellphone use to cause insanity. This is no joke. I have seen several persons go insane after only a week of cellphone use. Once this occurs, the person becomes zombie like. They walk around endlessly with no purpose, staring into the cellphone's screen indefinitely. Often they become so disoriented and lost within the screen of that phone, that they walk into solid objects near them. This includes walking in front of moving cars and vehicles. Some are killed in the process. These people have no purpose in life. Their only goal is to stare into that screen, waiting for some miracle to occur, such as a phone call, text message, or some game to appear on that magic screen. Most of them lose their homes, vehicles and possessions, while all their money goes to the cellphone provider companies.
There is no hope for these people. No drugs, no recovery programs, no 12 step programs and no therapy. There is no cure whatsoever. Their brains resemble a piece of burnt charcoal. They only exist inside that 2 inch screen.
This could be YOU. If you own a cellphone, destroy it immediately. Do not go near others using these phones, and warn everyone you know who owns one of them, telling them to destroy them at once. If you know anyone who already has gone insane from cellphone use, all you can do is attempt to remind them to do normal things, such as eating, bathing, putting on clothing, and using a toilet. There is little more you can do, because they are incapable of learning, understanding normal things around them, comprehending, and being active. However, some might get slight benefit from long term hospitalization, but only because their phones must be surrendered when they enter the hospital.
DESTROY YOUR CELLPHONE NOW. TOMORROW MAY BE TOO LATE!
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snipped-for-privacy@now.com wrote in

.....as you are for writing this crap.
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snipped-for-privacy@now.com writes:

Really, poorly done.
No excuse either, Stephen King did the cellphone story in his novel "Cell":
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cell_%28novel%29
Please try to keep up.
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Dan Espen

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On 6/19/12 12:29 AM, harry wrote:

Ah. You just don't appreciate our efficiency. Think of all the time we save by not putting the u in color.
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