Bathtub problum

About 2 weeks ago I tooked a bath in the tub in our trailer. My wife and all the kids took one that same day cuz we got the water hot. We all know not to drain the tub water so no one pulled open the cork on the tub drain. Yesturday I thought it was time for another bath and when I went to the tub, the water was gone. That really pisssed me off and I had to go to the bar till closing time, to calm down my nerves. This means it will be at least a month before anyone can take another bath because it takes a long time to save enough dishwashing water to file the tub. Even if we get the dish water from the naybors, its still gunna take a cupple weeks.
Why is my tub leaking? I got a top qwality cork from the hardware store and it cost more than a beer. I dont waste beer money for nuthing. I know no one here did it. I tied my wife up until she told the truth, and I locked all 8 of the kids in our doghouse and told them no one could leave till they said who dun let the water out. I beleived them did not do it.
That dam tub dun leaked out and I know it. How can I fix?
I want to fix this before I start saving dish water again. Then when we get enogh water I can plug in my cattle water tank ice thawer to make the water warm so we can bath again.
Pisst off Floyd
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On Wed, 15 Apr 2009 22:38:04 -0500, snipped-for-privacy@.none-none.invalid wrote:

A real comedian you are. I hope you dont quit your day job for this. You will surely starve. Bubba
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