Re: I have to cut the lawn today, again

[Dammit]

>Last time I was out there there was a network of tunnels all around the >area surrounding the shed. How am I supposed to get in the shed? That's >where I keep the lawn mower. I just bought that lawn mower after the >last one died, if I relinquish control of the shed to the skunks I'll >have to purchase a new one bringing my total mower count for the year to >three! NOT FAIR. > >This is why I want to live on a rocky cliff overlooking the sea.

Dearest Mr. Hole:

Do you live in outer Mongolia? Everyplace I've ever lived (even Orlando, where a cow can die on a road bordering farm land and no one gives a flying crap until long after the birds of carrion pick it clean), you call animal control and they send somebody out to set a trap or whatever.

LB "This is the last froup that's going to be impressed if you just waltz in and say 'I'm a weirdo, ooo, be impressed!'"

- Arthur M Levesque, alt.fan.tom-servo

[TheWitch]

Dear Mr. Hole,

YOU ARE A PUSSY!

That being said, you have your choice of either doing as LisaB suggested or taking the time to let the skunks get used to you. They won't spray you if they don't feel threatened by you. i.e., if you take the time to let them see you from a distance and gradually move in closer, you can happily co-exist with them.

-- TheWitch

p.s. YOU ARE A PUSSY!

[phy]

"TheWitch" wrote in news:BfWVa.27711$o54.18698@lakeread05:

That is a dirty trick Ms. TheWitch. On the other hand, I once saw a man give a baby skunk mouth to mouth resecitation. And my dad had a pet skunk until it got horney and wandered off.

-phy

[Tim Fischer]

Please don't feed the trolls.

-Tim

[James D Thompson]

Every two weeks? You lazy sack of crap; you're probably the guy that lowers your neighbors' property values with your uncut lawn and junk cars on blocks.

David Thompson

"The humans founded America, mastered the nuclear forces, and destroyed the original Mars about thirty thousand years ago." "So George Washington was there when they split the atom?" "Could have been."

-from "Triumph of the Terrans", copyright 24L1042

[Danial]

WOW, this guy has some serious issues... this guy whines like a 2 month old baby girl... and he talks about having sex with two daughters... he probably likes looking at underage girls like 8 and 10 years old. can you say ... pedophile? If you dont like cutting the lawn then dont do it ... plain and simple. Did this guys mommy do everything for him ?

Ok, now who has been smokin what? He thinks the skunks are gonna bust down his door and spray him... LMAO !!!! I would not be making any sort of fast movements around skunks...Thats askin for it...

did you notice that this whiner posted this to three other newsgroups like alt.home.lawn.garden, alt.fan.tom-servo, alt.religion.kibology, alt.tv.sesame-street

Some people just should not be allowed to use computers.

Hey Mr Hole, ease up on the wacky tobacky ...

[Jeremy D. Impson]

Right, like those people who can't count.

--Jeremy

[Paddy Smith]

I believe some skunks will actually pose as cats in order to seduce unsuspecting female cats, so there's no shame in your mistake. You may in fact have seen this 'on TV' as you say. Note that after you dash into the house and bolt the door, you should brace your back against the closed door while panting heavily. The lying skunk will then present you with a bunch of red roses through the keyhole DO NOT FALL FOR THIS!

Paddy

[Kevin S. Wilson]

Um, Danial? That's four newsgroups. Also, you misspelled your name.

I absolutely agree, especially bozos who crosspost a crossposted message to point out that it's crossposted, and do so without a trace of irony.

[TimC]

Kevin S Wilson (aka Bruce) was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea:

It is completely the truth. Everyone always bashes Al Gore. You don't understand the inturnet! It couldn't be possible without Al's brilliant insight into bipolar RS232 technologies!

What did she use it for?

And didn't the IRQ conflict with her 128 bit PCI bus on the ScRoll-LOCK key?