I hope you all learn the true meaning of Christmas,
Maybe you will come to know the truths about it......... as I have..........
Pushing in the stores,
Cursing the clerks out when they don't have an advertised product.
Buying gifts you know the receiver will hate just to tick them off.
Screwing (literally) everyone you can at the office party.
Buying expensive gifts for you wife after screwing others (literally) in
attempts to sooth your conscience.
Not letting people in front of you on busy streets..
Fighting over parking places.
Buying gifts for yourself and writing it off as a business expense.
Buying all your rotten kids expensive gifts to make up for being a rotten
Buying your kids gifts you can't afford because it helps your self esteem.
Being hypocrites by wishing people a Merry Christmas when you really want to
knock them out!
Being a hypocrite by buying gifts for those same people.
Being a hypocrite by acting nice to those you cant stand because your wife
says "Its just once a year!"
Taking Christ out of Christmas by saying "Happy Holiday" instead.
Being a jerk by giving money for those in need that you rip off the other
Saying you love your kids but go into debt to buy them gifts instead of
giving them the love and attention they need.
Becoming religious for a few days, then, showing who you REALLY are the rest
of the year, selfish, rude, non caring, adultery, drunkenness, dishonest,
back biting, gossiper, abuser, ignore the kids because their a 'burden' or
they 'bug' you, not helping your mate,
MERRRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY, and to everybody a
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ NEW YEAR!!!
I need more Eggnog............... man, loook at the jugs on that one!!!!