OLD Rudd Furnace - Burner will not stay lit.

[Stormin Mormon]

Excellent! So pleased for you.

It is a good life, but that's for another post.

[Stormin Mormon]

"When Flame Sensors Go Bad...A Mormon Perspective" Is your flame sensor staying out late... hanging out with the wrong crowd... smelling of the demon alcohol... refusing to go to church?????

You know who you are. You've tried everything. You tried sandpaper, polishing, or even some early morning seminary classes with Brother Foggybottom. Nothing works. Your flame sensor still doesn't pull its load. Your gas valve sits there, unmotivated.

It's not just a case of personal worthiness, it's also a serious current flow problem. The electrons just aren't flowing. Or maybe they are being diverted through short circuits, sometimes known as self abuse. A trip to the Bishop for some electrical tape might be a temporary patch. Either that, or making him sleep with his hands tied to the bedpost.

When counselling, cold showers and singing church songs don't help, you need the HVAC technician's technique, that not even polishing the sensor with magic underwear (TM) can accomplish. No, not even a rabbit's lucky foot can accomplish what a HVAC technician can. You need to exercise your Molex, lube your electrical connections and then annoint wtih church approved WD-40 oil. If it's good enough for the Tabernacle, it's good enough for your home.

For further information, you're invited to write and send large ammounts of money for your FREE REPORT.

Send your cheque or money order to: Stormin Mormon Church of LDS (not LSD) Utah

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[Tekkie®]

Save the flare for the police to use when close the road for the house explosion.