email@example.com (paghat) wrote in
(Iris Cohen) wrote:
According to _Nature's Dark Mythology_ by Gordson de Brayns, it's not a
plant, it's a dormant manifestation of the cucurbit equivalent of the grim
reaper. If you perform the proper divination rite, you will see that the
orange bucket is actually a rotting pumpkin. In any case, the owner had
best not harm the "plant" lest he wishes to be latter bludgeoned to death
by a mob of overwhelmed zucchini growers.
The big orange container is about as useful as the rest of the
information - Not Very Much
The term needle usually refers to conifers or TROLLS (that is what
trolls do), not cactus which have spines or thorns.
Plants are not normally considered to have arms, but rather stems and
Footballs don't have a (singular) diameter unless you don't live in the
Saguaro cactus (Cereus giganteus) are illegal to dig up but you can buy
seed and raise your own in big (very big) orange containers.
Pardon my spam deterrent; send email to firstname.lastname@example.org
Cheers, Steve Henning in Reading, PA USA
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