One day, the Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do
about the squirrels. After much prayer and consideration they
that the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn't
interfere with God's divine will.
In the Baptist church, the squirrels had taken up habitation in the
baptistery. The deacons met and decided to put a large plywood cover
the baptistery and flood it. The squirrels escaped somehow and there
twice as many there the next week.
The Catholic group got together and decided that they were not in a
position to harm any of God's creation. So, they humanely trapped the
squirrels and set them free a few miles outside of town. Three days
the squirrels were back.
But, the Methodist church came up with the best and most effective
solution. They baptized the squirrels and registered them as members
the church. Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter.