My garden is full of magic !!!!

[Dan Simper]

It's an enchanted garden, full of magical mushrooms and enchanted fruits.But there is an evil witch inside the garden who wants to turn me into a toad.

What can I do ?

[Richard Frodage]

Ummmm, take your meds?

[Cereus-validus...]

Get used to eating bugs, you simpleton.

[Carolyn LeCrone]

[madgardener]

Find you some protective herbal spells and you'll be juuuuuust fine. From the sounds of it, you've already been in the magical mushrooms and enchanted fruits a wee bit too much. Next time don't eat so many of the 'shrooms and enchanted fruits and allow yourself time to mellow back out. And don't watch horror movies................... madgardener

[Salty Thumb]

pain [e-mail] (Dan Simper) wrote in news: [e-mail]:

Go to the nearest magic pond. Look at your reflection. You will learn that getting changed into a toad is an improvement.

[Lawrence Akutagawa]

Well, traditionally, find yourself a beautiful princess who is willing to kiss you. Once she does that, you'll transform into a handsome prince and live happily ever after with her.

Of course in these days of Disney and Pixar, all bets are off.....

[Janet Baraclough]

The message from pain [e-mail] (Dan Simper) contains these words:

There's only one antidote to that spell. Make friends with a gay prince.

Janet

[Suzie-Q]

-> It's an enchanted garden, full of magical mushrooms and enchanted

-> fruits.But there is an evil witch inside the garden who wants to turn

-> me into a toad.

->

-> What can I do ?

Surrender, Dorothy^H^H^H^H^H^Han

[Wavy G]

Don't blame me. I voted for pain [e-mail] (Dan Simper).

Well, did you try talking to the evil witch? She must have some reason for feeling this way.