Miracle Gro for Dummies

[Doug Kanter]

Back of Miracle Gro liquid concentrate container: Mix 1 capful in 2 gallons of water ( 1/2 capful in 1 gallon of water).

And.....heeeere's your sign! :-)

[Vox Humana]

Is that a baseball cap or a skull capful?

[Salty Thumb]

"Doug Kanter" wrote in news:za0le.2132$ [e-mail]:

I drank 5 glasses already and my garden isn't any greener, although my face is? Is it supposed to work this way?

[Janet Baraclough]

The message from Salty Thumb contains these words:

We won't know until you flower. Watch out for slugs.

Janet

[Doug Kanter]

You have to put an olive in it, or it is ineffective.

[vincent p. norris]

IMHO, those who use Miracle-Gro on their gardens are a most as dumb as those who drink it.

vince norris

[Cereus-validus.....]

Isn't all Miracle Gro for dummies?

Its blue because its true!!!

[Cereus-validus.....]

I would have expected you to have tried smoking it!!!

[Doug Kanter]

It's useful as a transplant solution, although fish emulsion is a comfortable substitute.