Men act like elephants and destroy everything in the garden.They are
too stupid for such a job, working with flowers is a job for a woman.
Men can work in the mines or cut trees in the woods.
Never let a man in your garden!
How right you are. But don't stop there!
We men act like elephants and destroy everything in the kitchen. We
too stupid for such a job, working with food is a job for a woman.
Men can work in the mines or cut trees in the woods or watch sports.
Never let a man in your kitchen!
(Now that I think of it, we're not so great at doing laundry either.)
This bob should keep his trap shut, I live alone, and not only do I
have a garden with some 300+ Iris, 100+ Canna, and many other plants,
I am also the owner of Akumaizer Cattery, the oldest active breeder of
Japanese Bobtails in the USA and I clean 6 litter pans every night.
And being the oldest of 4 boys, I also changed a lot of diapers of my
I think Bob is a TROLL.
Bravo on your garden, etc. That's an impressive collection
of Iris and Canna! About changing diapers of younger siblings
I know whereof you speak. Personally, I would rather clean
60 litter pans rather than have to change one diaper!
I think you missed Bob's wry sense of humour on his "take"
of the previous posts. (The inference here is that he'd rather
have a cold beer served from an obliging wife than do chores
that he personally finds unpleasant, transparent excuses aside.)
If he is guilty of anything here, it's that he didn't place a smiley
to telegraph this.
I think that it's a good bet that old bob finds his home down in with
some others in the town of Killfile in the state of Delete of the
county Trashcan ;}
So Idon't see anything unless some poor 3rd party quotes the dribble
back in a message.
And right now my garden is awash in Iris blooms, with the canna just
starting to grow good.
(look for auctions on ebay for Akumaizer_3 )
This year, while in pots back here by my trailer, I've added Morning
Glory seeds I've gotten from Japan.
Oh ya, I'm out here in the High Mojave Desert too. Where the Stars
shine at night and the Sonic Booms from Edwards AFB go BOOOM in the
I'll have to see if I can find it, but years ago there was a cartoon in the NY
Times. It was a caveman laying on the floor doing nothing, while the woman had
a baby on each hip and was washing dishes...the man says, Hey honey, hurry up
and invent television and beer.
Excellent points, eclectic. However, my husband does great laundry, cooking and
he's a great helper when I need him in the garden. What most or at least many
women don't get is that, they have big mouths and are domineering, hostile, even
angry at men. When their men do these things, they constantly correct the way
it's done. Nothing is ever good enough.
My husband makes the bed, I don't go remake it. Then, he will make it more
often. You see, this is a trick many women have taught to men over the years.
To completely put down the work of a man, is to make sure no man does anything
to help. I'm glad I honor my husband and his way of doing things. Not the way
I'd do it, but it's the way HE does it and it's satisfactory in my opinion.
Don't stop there! I've got my wife convinced men are too stupid to
change the oil, change flats, rotate tires, mow the lawn, pull the
weeds, clean the hot tub, chase the pests out of the attic, .... So, I
just stay out of her way and watch sports while my outcall massage
therapist works on me.
My funny story: A group of us had lunch at a famous Spanish restaurant in
Baltimore (Tio Pepe's, if anyone's interested). I was fascinated by an
attractive plaque on the wall, but every time I asked the waiter to
translate the Spanish he hung his head and said nothing. Finally, after I'd
pestered him enough, he succumbed and said, "Women are like fish - they
belong in the kitchen."
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