Re: OT Lard/Dripping

"Mrs B> > > Jerry Av> > > >

> > > > > FH had his account canceled for treating AHC as his dating bar. I > > don't > > > > > know if the management of a less respected group such as > > > > > alt.cooking-chat is equally strict, but if you value your internet > > > > > privileges it might be wise to do your dating at Walmart and not here! > > > > > > > > Do you mean to say that someone can be blackballed there for flirting? > > > > Not here, thank goodness! I suppose that if I were to become obnoxious > > > > enough, my own ISP would cancel my account. Right now, that seems > > > > unlikely to happen. > > > > > > > FH was forever whinking at new posters and inviting them to meet him at > > > Walmart. He would make overtures to men without telling them that he, > > > too, was a man. He repeatedly insulted our Director of Disciplinary > > > Action for rejecting his advances. > > > > > > Mrs. Bonk has a longstanding relationship with Gary, a cyber gigolo. > > > Recently she managed to spark a flame war between him and Choreboy. > > > This was distressing to our corporate sponsors. > > > > Please ignore Marcia and her fabrications dear group. > > To Marcia: > > This is absolute nonsense. I had nothing to do with that war and I repeat > > that Gary is a gentleman of the highest standing. It wouldn't surprise me if > > you were after him yourself but I can tell you straight off he wouldn't be > > interested in the likes of you for one minute - that much is plain to see. I > > daresay you went into his killfile a long time ago. > > Now why don't you scuttle off to AHC like a good girl and leave me in peace > > to sort out my doughboys. > > > > OK enough! Time to ask - what does AHC stand for? I've done a > search and all I could find was alt.horror.chluthu, or something like > that. Does that mean you have tattoos and a stud through your nose? >

It's alt.home.cleaning. Marcey calls us the most respected group on usenet. Before the Board hired her, we had a bad reputation. Most of the flame wars were about cleaning. The board adopted a Charter that prohibits the Director of Disciplinary Action from posting anything about cleaning. That keeps Marcey above controversies.

She pulled strings and got rid of the bad apples and things were smooth until recently. Then Gary said something about a special room where he bottles a pressure-sensitive, variable-density product, and Choreboy concluded that he must be a terrorist.

I think Gary is just a moonshiner who waters down his distillate to be price-competitive and avoid laying workers off. I wish the Director of Homeland Security would post a message letting us know one way or the other.

Reply to
Barbecue Bob
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I can't see anything in here about doughboys?? One point about cooking with lard and dripping is that it makes such a mess.Splashes of oil come off easily with Fairy and hot water but the dripping and lard leaves nightmare little blobs that I have to take a credit card to before giving them the soapy scrubby. I find the basket gets very yellow with thick grease despite cleaning every use.

Reply to
Dawn

To clean the basket thoroughly, boil it in a concentrated solution of washing soda. (Oven cleaner also works.)

Jerry

Reply to
Jerry Avins

Oh look, it's Dawn popping in! Hello dear! My doughboys were brown but I haven't had an answer as to why. I don't think the posters here at cooking chat are too au fait with chemical reactions. I was hoping Gary would help but he's taking a break from Usenet seemingly. Anyhow, that's another thread dear, if you can look on Google you may find it. Now Jerry somebody or other has suggested you boil your basket in washing soda which is a good idea if you have a large enough pan to get the basket in. I don't unfortunately and I can't turn the basket over in my chip pan to do the top but Phish has said in the past to put things into a bag and spray oven cleaner over then leave it. I think that's a brilliant idea. If you choose to go down the 'boil in washing soda' route don't forget to steer clear of aluminium. I'm wondering if I put my basket in the washing machine with lots of soda and on a boil wash it would work or would my basket possibly become dented?

Reply to
Mrs Bonk

Is there any way to find out if he's at Guantanamo?

Sincerely, Choreboy+

Reply to
Choreboy

You are not going to make friends with that sort of silly comment. Far better you put your energies into reprimanding the "old magic" trolling poster for indicating I am either an agitator or I'm stupid. I know dear Gary would if he was reading this group. HE wouldn't allow those insults.

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Mrs Bonk

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