Limescale

[David Thomson]

Can someone please help with suggestions to remove limescsale from toilet bowls? As I have a septic tank, I have to be very careful about what I put into it. Many thanks David

[Phisherman]

There are several commercial products that should work well. CRL, The Works, and LimeAway are such products. Empty the bowel using a plastic cup before using the product. To be sure, read the label before you purchase to be certain about proper septic tank care. Vinegar might work, so you may want to give that a try first. Do not use any tool or abrasive cleaner that will scratch porcelain.

[jamie]

There's no need to bail the water out with a cup. Pushing the water out, by plunging the toilet brush into the throat of the bowl a few times, works fine.

LimeAway toilet cleaner, a thick/gel product, works fine for me, and we have very limey water.

[Sweep]

ha ha ha Toilet humour

[Barbecue Bob]

At Barbecue Bob's, you won't need a plastic cup to empty the bowel. There's never a line because we have 74 stalls!

[Wayne Boatwright]

Barbecue Bob wrote in news: [e-mail]:

Oy! 74 stalls and only 3 tables to eat at? Doesn't speak too well of your food!

[David Thomson]

Thanks Bob but you're too far from Australia!\ David

There's never a line because we have 74 stalls!

[Barbecue Bob]

Since we installed an internet terminal in each stall, that's where most customers prefer to eat.

[Wayne Boatwright]

Barbecue Bob wrote in news: [e-mail]:

Hmmm... Must be better food in there, too!

[Dawn]

Would I be allowed in? I don't have a dongle!

[Barbecue Bob]

At one time I didn't even know what a dongle was! In those days, a grouchy old man and his houseboys used to buy one meat pie and stay in the restroom all day. I had to have security cameras installed to see what they were doing. They were using my terminals to troll the usenet anonymously!

That's why we require our customers to have dongles. Cindi, our attendant, will give you one if you ask. You'll need photographic identification but won't have to leave a deposit.

[Ralph Mowery]

Usually poring a bucket of water in the bowel will cause it to empty.

[Dawn]

Not a Fray Bentos meat pie was it?

I wondered where Cindi had gone

rotfl

[Sweep]

McDonalds are going the Wi-Fi route so he may be trolling and eating a happy meal there instead.

[Barbecue Bob]

Sounds familiar.

She showed up here hitchhiking. She said she'd run off with a usenet gigolo, and when her money was gone, so was he.