I thought this ditty was cute.


MY PHILOSOPHY OF HOUSECLEANING!
I don't do windows because..... I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.
I don't wax floors because.... I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then I'll feel terrible( plus they may sue me.)
I don't mind the dust bunnies because ... They are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say.
I don't disturb cobwebs because . I want every creature to have a home of their own.
I don't Spring Clean because ... I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous.
I don't pull weeds in the garden because .. I don't want to get in God's way, he is an excellent designer.
I don't put things away because ... I will never be able to find them again.
I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because ... I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner.
I don't iron because I choose to believe them when they say "Permanent Press".
I don't stress much on anything because ... "A Type" personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' Man loving crusty ol' women !!!!
And mine is working fine!
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Heh, I'm pinching this for another of my groups :-)
Nan
On Sat, 14 May 2005 10:10:05 -0500, "Amy Johnson"

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