Dear Readers.......

[Mr F. Bentos]

I can never tell whether the pranksters disgiuised as genuine people are in touch with their wits. It doesn't look like it, does it?

Mr F. Bentos

[Mrs Bonk]

oh, do shut up you silly old fool. From reading your other posts it's obvious you're not only a troll but you're also losing your marbles and probably in the final stages of senile dementia. What on Earth does Peggo see in you!

[Mrs Bonk]

Full time? I would suggest you are semi-retired Mr B! To build up Peggo's hopes of a reunion then let her down with a bump... Hardly the way of an English gent. Unless of course, you have been taken ill and you are quite poorly?