Did he spill it on his clothes? I once told my nephews my cologne was
Spy Lotion. Whenever they visited, they'd run to the bottle and apply
it liberally. Then they'd go home. My SIL never got over the way I
encouraged them to stink up her house.
You must bathe your son outdoors in tomato juice and get rid of him for
a few weeks. Make him a tent of plastic sheeting. Give him old
newspapers to use for bedding. In a few weeks, after all that reeking
plastic and paper is at the landfill, you'll be able to laugh about
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