I was in the kitchen when the crash happened; Pyrex glass clashing against terracotta tile, followed by a nine-year-old's squeal of fright. With the reflexes born of a parent given an adrenaline-pump in hyper speed, I rounded the corner to see my middle daughter-unit rooted in a sea of yams, butter and sugar sauce, the Pyrex having shattered like a proverbial mirror.
It was nothing to lift her up and over the morass. She willingly reached high and lifted her legs clear as I craned her over into the kitchen.
Cleaning up the mess... That's become my Waterloo.
The gobs of goo, shrapnel of sharpened glass slivers, and splatter onto the door and walls cleaned up quickly. The terracotta tile, though, has clung to the film of sugared butter as if using it as an anti-wrinkle formula. I have tried Dawn and hot water, mopped with a sponge mop and Sunlight. I've tried a string mop, swiping at the 409 and wrung dry after each swirl. The grease and stick just don't want to come up completely.
Any other ideas?
The terracotta was treated with a sealant less than 3 months ago.
The Ranger