There's a nursing home in town that that just changed hands and was
> renamed. They have, I believe, come up with one of the worst possible
> names for a nursing home that I can imaging. Instead of a nursing
> home, it now sounds like a place where serious alcoholics go to
> recover from too much vodka.
>
> How would you like to send your grandfather to Absolut Nursing and > Rehab Center.
>
> Absolut Rehab Center??? I wonder who was drinking what when they came
> up with that name.
>
How about the Wilde Institute for New Organization recovery center?