A Marriage license should be like a fishing license-
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> It expires every year and if you go out of state, you can get a 3-day > license.
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> If you think about it, girls and fish have a lot in common:
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> * They are fun to catch and if you clean and prep them right, most are > good to eat.
> * If you decide to mount one, you know it's going to cost you plenty!
> * If you bring them home, no matter how well you treat them, they
> start going bad; fresh ones are always better.
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> Practice Catch and Release!
And you have a pretty sore head or arm if your wife was looking over your shoulder as you wrote it