This is truly a heart-warming story about the bond formed between a
little girl and some construction workers.
This makes you want to believe in the goodness of people and that
there is hope for the human race.
A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant lot. One day a
construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty
The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in
all the activity going on next door and started talking with the
She hung around and eventually the construction crew, all of them
gems-in-the-rough, more or less... adopted her as a kind of project
They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had coffee and
lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make
her feel important.
At the end of the first week, they presented her with a pay envelope
containing a dollar.
The little girl took this home to her mother who said all the
appropriate words of admiration and suggested that they take the
dollar she had received to the bank the next day to start a savings
When they got to the bank, the teller was equally impressed with the
story and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own pay
check at such a young age.
The little girl proudly replied, "I worked all last week with a
construction crew building a house."
"My goodness gracious," said the teller, "and will you be working on
the house again this week, too?
The little girl replied... "I will, if those useless c**
ts at Home Depot
ever bring us the f*cking sheetrock."
The little girl's five-year-old cousin across town was driving his
mother nuts one day, so she suggested he go watch the house being built
next door. He was out there all afternoon, and when the workers came
home, the little boy went home. Mom asked if he had learned anything.
"Sure!", he said, pulling a ball of string out of his pocket, "hold
this". He backed across the kitchen, unrolling the string as he went.
"Now, hold it tight, and down like this," as he held the string to the
Mom, amused, complied.
"Now move it a c**
thair to your left."