Reminds of a house in my neighborhood when I was a kid. Rather than stay with conventional weapons like tacky lawn decorations, this lady opted for the nuclear option. She painted the entire house in tones of pink, and then painted red hearts all over it. It looked like a built version of a cheap Valentines Day card. It was so obnoxious to her surrounding neighbors that the local news got "wind" of it and did a little story about it on tv. Since we ended up moving soon after that I always wondered how that issue was resolved. Public lynching maybe? ;-)