Dual Flush Toilet

[Richard MacIntyre]

I was recently at this organic coffeehouse in town called Bridgehead, and made my first-ever acquaintance with a dual-flush toilet. Yes indeed... There were 2 buttons on the tank; one was a darkened circle and one was half a darkened circle.

How about that, ay?

A Don- inspired 3-egg breakfast? No problem: Press the darkened circle.

A couple of my double-strong Tazo iced chai tea lattes, with a splash of evaporated milk? Easier done than said: Press the half-darkened circle.

And god said let there be dual-flush toilets, and it was so.

...Anyone ever yet tried those toilets that, as I like to say; "return the favour"?

[Ken S. Tucker]

indeed...

circle.

"return the

If it brown, flush it down, if it's yellow, let mellow.

Ancient Muskoka proverb from the 1950's.

[Richard MacIntyre]

"Ken S. Tucker"

I've heard that before... but what does letting it mellow mean and why would you want to? Might it have anything to do with this? :

she is so hot!)

[Richard MacIntyre]

"Don"

Agreed, good points, and certainly we all have our own particular idiosyncratic spins on what we do with standards, if anything at all.